On today’s episode of As the Bathwater Cools, Barbie finds herself in a rather awkward situation.
Ariel: Hi! Want to be friends?
Barbie: Yes! Oh, I love your hair.
Ariel: Thank you! I love your hair too.
Barbie: Thank you very much!
Ariel: Say, do you want to get married?
Barbie: Yes! Oh [...]
It was approximately 8:50 in the morning when my office phone rang on September 11, 2001. I could tell from a glance at the caller ID that is was my fiancé, now husband. I barely skipped a beat as I raised the receiver to my ear and continued a scan of my morning email. I [...]
I crept into her room so early it was still dark, but I could tell she was awake. I saw her little eye peek over to make sure it was me. Yet she immediately feigned sleep; my princess likes to be woken with a kiss.
I gave her a smooch on her cheek and sang [...]